UPL Constitution and Bylaws

epaulson: (They were in a folder marked "coord meeting minutes" or something similiar in the desk drawer. They were from a meeting circa 1994 or 1995 (probably fall of 95, because I think they were in Besh! handwriting))

That's OK, I've them memorized:

UPL Constitution

1. This constitution will never be more than 1 page long
2. Bart is God. Don't piss off God.
3. The machines are next to God. Don't piss them off either.